The following is a list of teams in the Mutant Football League.
Monster Conference[]
| West Division | Central Division | East Division | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Stadium | Location | Team | Stadium | Location | Team | Stadium | Location |
| Hexxon Oilers | AK-47 Stadium | Hexxon, Wrecks-us | Blitzburgh Steelheads | 3 Slithers Stadium | Blitzburgh, Pittsvillevania | Cracksumskull Jugulars | Don't Ever Bank Here Yield | Cracksumskull, Gore-ida |
| Karcass City Creeps | Arrow Into Your Head Stadium | Karcass City, Misery | Brawltimore Razors | B&D Spank Slay-dium | Brawltimore, Scary-Bland | Diami Krakens | Scarred Cock Stadium | Diami, Gore-ida |
| Los Scandalous Volts | Los Scandalous Shake N Bake Arena | Los Scandalous, Crazedzonia | Gnashville Lycans | Nuked Skin Slay-dium | Gnashville, Tear-nessee | Galaxy Chaos | Ceti Alpha Stadium | Meteorite DCLXVI |
| Lost Wages Invaders | Allergic Slay-dium | Lost Wages, Hellvada | Insane Cults | Duke-us Coil Stadium | Looneyapolis, Craziana | New Yuck Threats | ThreatStrife Stadium | New Yuck, New Yuck |
| Mile High Chronic | No Authority Field | Indica Springs, Hellorado | Leaveland Burns | Fist Energy Stadium | Leaveland, Ohi-No | Nuked London Hatriots | Phlegmbly Stadium | Ground Zero, London |
| Tokyo Terminators | Joke-Yo Dome | Joke-Yo, Ja-Pain | Sinsonasty Mangles | Concrete Jungle Stadium | Sinsonasty, Ohi-No | Snuffalo Thrills | Nuked Here-a Stadium | Snuffalo, New Yuck |
Mutant Conference[]
| West Division | Central Division | East Division | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Stadium | Location | Team | Stadium | Location | Team | Stadium | Location |
| Cardinal Sins | Hate Harm Stadium | Penis, Hairy Bone-a | Deadlanta Vultures | Dirty South Dome | Deadlanta, Georgia | Brainwashington Cadavers | Insurrection Field | Brainwashington, B.S. |
| Full Metal Mayhem | Scare-way to Heaven Arena | Powntown, Durgatory | Grim Bay Attackers | Slambone Field | Grim Bay Ex-Consin | Killadelphia Evils | Shrink-n-Lie-nancial Stadium | Killadelphia, Pittsvillevania |
| Los Scandalous Damned | Los Scandalous Shake N Bake Arena | Los Scandalous, Crazedzonia | Midway Mutants | Mercenary Field | Chiraq, Killinois | Malice Hellboys | HEL-L Stadium | Malice, Wrecks-us |
| Microhard Mutilators | Sin-Tury Stink Field | Microhard, Moshington | Motor City Maniacs | Gored Field | Detroit Rock City, Michigan | New Yuck Tyrants | ThreatStrife Stadium | New Yuck, New Yuck |
| New Goreleans Zombies | The Stupor-Dome | New Goreleans, Booziana | Purple Mutant Eaters | The Threat-ro Dome | Sinnerapolis, Foreskinesota | Orcs of Hazzard | Skinnin B. Johnson Stadium | Gristle Jock, Gore-ga |
| Sin Fransicko Forty Nightmares | LeVile Stadium | Sin Fransicko, Smell-catraz | Scarolina Panzers | Stank of America Stadium | Chuck-It, South Scarolina | Terror Bay Mutanteers | Crampa Slaydium | Terror Bay, Gore-ida |