Orcs of Hazzard

The Orcs of Hazzard are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. Their logo is an orc with two axes in front. The roster consists of mostly Monster Orcs with one Mutant-Human. They are a locked team. In the PC version, they were originally unlocked by winning a cumulative 50 games. As of the Dynasty Update, they are now unlocked the same way as in the console version; the player must play as the Tokyo Terminators in either the Playoffs or Season Mode, and win the Mayhem Bowl as them. Their stadium is Skinnin B. Johnson Stadium and International Speedway situated in Gristle Jock, Gore-ga.

The Hazzard is a nasty team made up entirely of Orcs with the exception of their legendary All-Star RB, Iron Jaw Magilicutti. Iron Jaw was abandoned in the Bayou and raised by the Orcs as their own (he thinks he's an Orc). The Hazzard have no passing game to speak of unless it's Iron Jaw throwing or catching. This is an all run team with a dominating defense that pulverizes opposing teams with relentless hitting. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

Theme

Down Home Orc by Brian Schmidt

All-Stars

Iron Jaw Macgilicutti

#22 Running back

Cletus Moonshine

#99 Enforcer

Eustice Mustang

#96 Enforcer

Cooter Spuke

#93 Blitzer

OVERALL: 68

Offense: 60

Defense: 79

Special Teams: 66

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

Chainsaw Massacre

Fart

Defense:

Ginormous

QB Sack Attack

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Smokey Bandit	Orc	56	60	73	47	58	67
Byron Winn-Dixie	Orc	42	48	60	39	54	41
Hurl Haggard	Orc	46	60	56	46	49	44
Jezal Sekill	Orc	52	55	64	56	73	34
Bud Dagnabit	Orc	46	60	51	37	54	44

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Iron Jaw Magilicutti*	Human	95	100	100	84	100	92	100
Homer Varmit	Orc	46	38	63	68	37	46	70
Whiskey Lee	Orc	53	58	71	51	50	43	73
Big Jon Bunyon	Orc	52	51	68	58	43	43	82
Dede LeBid	Orc	59	48	83	63	68	43	95

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Festus Podunk	Orc	46	47	63	49	55	48
Mason Dixon	Orc	42	37	37	54	58	36
Jebediah Simpson	Orc	44	67	52	47	48	34
Skeeter Youngun	Orc	48	50	52	51	51	45
Buck Redneck	Orc	44	49	61	44	47	45
Bobby Joe Winchester	Orc	38	44	47	47	50	35

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Hoss Bogg	Orc	59	38	54	55	48	52
Clint Duster	Orc	52	38	42	43	41	44
Bubba Colt	Orc	58	29	61	46	38	38
Hick Hankerin	Orc	46	30	50	43	44	28

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Bumba Ton	Orc	58	49	92	54	38	82
Elrod Cornfed	Orc	56	48	94	51	30	84
Jethro Spittoon	Orc	64	62	92	68	34	83
Biscuits N. Gravy	Orc	56	53	66	70	41	73
Elmer Junction	Orc	62	61	85	72	33	77
Otis Biggin	Orc	58	58	83	68	31	74

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Earl Spuke	Orc	85	83	83	95	83	88	100
Cooter Spuke*	Orc	92	89	100	100	92	84	100
Luke Moonrunner	Orc	80	75	92	85	65	83	100
Cooter Federate	Orc	72	76	63	76	59	89	100
Pretty Gunduff	Orc	70	70	68	84	59	77	100
Trevor Armcrusher	Orc	77	70	86	82	68	83	100

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Cletus Moonshine	Orc	94	100	100	87	82	100	100
Buford T. Piss	Orc	77	83	85	90	55	71	100
Mongo	Orc	72	51	74	88	63	92	83
Eustice Mustang	Orc	87	93	93	100	73	81	96

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Po Tater	Orc	78	92	57	100	61	59	91
Jed Browning	Orc	68	81	46	79	63	59	81
Duke Hefer	Orc	60	86	42	77	50	50	72
Axle Grease	Orc	55	66	29	62	57	49	64
Raleigh Barnstormer	Orc	59	75	40	79	60	49	73
Bo Diddly	Orc	65	72	41	76	59	46	83

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bobby Trippe	Orc	68	66	63	38	76	94	78
Smack Dab	Orc	70	83	68	28	76	91	87
Krime Howl	Orc	63	56	63	45	79	75	72
Jethro Bodine	Orc	78	83	78	38	83	100	88
Billy Ray Ruckus	Orc	60	68	62	38	68	79	67
Riot Howl	Orc	65	77	68	32	73	69	63

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Jenkins Malbro	Orc	73	88	46	100	66	58	91
Oer Yonder	Orc	55	69	35	73	50	51	66
Woody Bellywash	Orc	52	59	38	67	44	47	62
Diddly Squat	Orc	72	94	50	92	58	49	91
Ian Legcrusher	Orc	69	73	57	73	61	61	75

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Slobbie Cornpoke	Orc	64	62	64	73

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Roy Bullwahcker	Orc	70	68	73	88

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Bronc Buster	Orc	63	79	68	56	72

Trivia

Player References

• Quarterback Smokey Bandit is a reference to Smokey and the Bandit. Enforcer Buford T. Piss is a parody of the character from the film Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• Quarterback Hurl Haggard is a parody of country singer Merle Haggard.
• Running Back Dede LeBid is a parody of lead designer Andrii Lebid.
• Receiver Jebediah Simpson is a reference to The Simpsons character, Hans "Jebediah" Springfield.
• Bruise Receiver Hoss Bogg is a spoonerism and reference to The Dukes of Hazzard character J.D. "Boss" Hogg.
• Cover Back Po Tater is a parody of the vegetable, potato.
• Line Basher Billy Ray Ruckus is a parody of country singer, Billy Ray Cyrus.
• Enforcer Mongo is a reference to the dim-witted thug Mongo from Blazing Saddles.
• Receiver Mason Dixon is a reference to the Mason-Dixon Line, the popular term for the perceived cultural border between the North and the South in the United States.
• Guard Biscuits N. Gravy is a reference to the popular Southern breakfast of the same name.

Team Trivia

• The team is a spiritual successor to the Terminator Trollz from the original Mutant League Football.
• The team is a parody of the 1980s TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, as well as the 2005 film of the same name.

See also

• Teams