The Orcs of Hazzard are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. Their logo is an orc with two axes in front. The roster consists of mostly Monster Orcs with one Mutant-Human. They are a locked team. In the PC version, they were originally unlocked by winning a cumulative 50 games. As of the Dynasty Update, they are now unlocked the same way as in the console version; the player must play as the Tokyo Terminators in either the Playoffs or Season Mode, and win the Mayhem Bowl as them. Their stadium is Skinnin B. Johnson Stadium and International Speedway situated in Gristle Jock, Gore-ga.
The Hazzard is a nasty team made up entirely of Orcs with the exception of their legendary All-Star RB, Iron Jaw Magilicutti. Iron Jaw was abandoned in the Bayou and raised by the Orcs as their own (he thinks he's an Orc). The Hazzard have no passing game to speak of unless it's Iron Jaw throwing or catching. This is an all run team with a dominating defense that pulverizes opposing teams with relentless hitting. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)
Theme[]
Down Home Orc by Brian Schmidt
All-Stars[]
- Iron Jaw Macgilicutti
- #22 Running back
- Cletus Moonshine
- #99 Enforcer
- Eustice Mustang
- #96 Enforcer
- Cooter Spuke
- #93 Blitzer
- OVERALL: 68
- Offense: 60
- Defense: 79
- Special Teams: 66
Dirty Tricks[]
Offense:
Defense:
Player Stats[]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smokey Bandit | Orc | 56 | 60 | 73 | 47 | 58 | 67 |
| Byron Winn-Dixie | Orc | 42 | 48 | 60 | 39 | 54 | 41 |
| Hurl Haggard | Orc | 46 | 60 | 56 | 46 | 49 | 44 |
| Jezal Sekill | Orc | 52 | 55 | 64 | 56 | 73 | 34 |
| Bud Dagnabit | Orc | 46 | 60 | 51 | 37 | 54 | 44 |
Running Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Iron Jaw Magilicutti* | Human | 95 | 100 | 100 | 84 | 100 | 92 | 100 |
| Homer Varmit | Orc | 46 | 38 | 63 | 68 | 37 | 46 | 70 |
| Whiskey Lee | Orc | 53 | 58 | 71 | 51 | 50 | 43 | 73 |
| Big Jon Bunyon | Orc | 52 | 51 | 68 | 58 | 43 | 43 | 82 |
| Dede LeBid | Orc | 59 | 48 | 83 | 63 | 68 | 43 | 95 |
Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Festus Podunk | Orc | 46 | 47 | 63 | 49 | 55 | 48 |
| Mason Dixon | Orc | 42 | 37 | 37 | 54 | 58 | 36 |
| Jebediah Simpson | Orc | 44 | 67 | 52 | 47 | 48 | 34 |
| Skeeter Youngun | Orc | 48 | 50 | 52 | 51 | 51 | 45 |
| Buck Redneck | Orc | 44 | 49 | 61 | 44 | 47 | 45 |
| Bobby Joe Winchester | Orc | 38 | 44 | 47 | 47 | 50 | 35 |
Bruise Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hoss Bogg | Orc | 59 | 38 | 54 | 55 | 48 | 52 |
| Clint Duster | Orc | 52 | 38 | 42 | 43 | 41 | 44 |
| Bubba Colt | Orc | 58 | 29 | 61 | 46 | 38 | 38 |
| Hick Hankerin | Orc | 46 | 30 | 50 | 43 | 44 | 28 |
Guards
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bumba Ton | Orc | 58 | 49 | 92 | 54 | 38 | 82 |
| Elrod Cornfed | Orc | 56 | 48 | 94 | 51 | 30 | 84 |
| Jethro Spittoon | Orc | 64 | 62 | 92 | 68 | 34 | 83 |
| Biscuits N. Gravy | Orc | 56 | 53 | 66 | 70 | 41 | 73 |
| Elmer Junction | Orc | 62 | 61 | 85 | 72 | 33 | 77 |
| Otis Biggin | Orc | 58 | 58 | 83 | 68 | 31 | 74 |
Defense:
Blitzers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Earl Spuke | Orc | 85 | 83 | 83 | 95 | 83 | 88 | 100 |
| Cooter Spuke* | Orc | 92 | 89 | 100 | 100 | 92 | 84 | 100 |
| Luke Moonrunner | Orc | 80 | 75 | 92 | 85 | 65 | 83 | 100 |
| Cooter Federate | Orc | 72 | 76 | 63 | 76 | 59 | 89 | 100 |
| Pretty Gunduff | Orc | 70 | 70 | 68 | 84 | 59 | 77 | 100 |
| Trevor Armcrusher | Orc | 77 | 70 | 86 | 82 | 68 | 83 | 100 |
Enforcers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cletus Moonshine | Orc | 94 | 100 | 100 | 87 | 82 | 100 | 100 |
| Buford T. Piss | Orc | 77 | 83 | 85 | 90 | 55 | 71 | 100 |
| Mongo | Orc | 72 | 51 | 74 | 88 | 63 | 92 | 83 |
| Eustice Mustang | Orc | 87 | 93 | 93 | 100 | 73 | 81 | 96 |
Cover Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Po Tater | Orc | 78 | 92 | 57 | 100 | 61 | 59 | 91 |
| Jed Browning | Orc | 68 | 81 | 46 | 79 | 63 | 59 | 81 |
| Duke Hefer | Orc | 60 | 86 | 42 | 77 | 50 | 50 | 72 |
| Axle Grease | Orc | 55 | 66 | 29 | 62 | 57 | 49 | 64 |
| Raleigh Barnstormer | Orc | 59 | 75 | 40 | 79 | 60 | 49 | 73 |
| Bo Diddly | Orc | 65 | 72 | 41 | 76 | 59 | 46 | 83 |
Line Bashers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bobby Trippe | Orc | 68 | 66 | 63 | 38 | 76 | 94 | 78 |
| Smack Dab | Orc | 70 | 83 | 68 | 28 | 76 | 91 | 87 |
| Krime Howl | Orc | 63 | 56 | 63 | 45 | 79 | 75 | 72 |
| Jethro Bodine | Orc | 78 | 83 | 78 | 38 | 83 | 100 | 88 |
| Billy Ray Ruckus | Orc | 60 | 68 | 62 | 38 | 68 | 79 | 67 |
| Riot Howl | Orc | 65 | 77 | 68 | 32 | 73 | 69 | 63 |
Safeties
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jenkins Malbro | Orc | 73 | 88 | 46 | 100 | 66 | 58 | 91 |
| Oer Yonder | Orc | 55 | 69 | 35 | 73 | 50 | 51 | 66 |
| Woody Bellywash | Orc | 52 | 59 | 38 | 67 | 44 | 47 | 62 |
| Diddly Squat | Orc | 72 | 94 | 50 | 92 | 58 | 49 | 91 |
| Ian Legcrusher | Orc | 69 | 73 | 57 | 73 | 61 | 61 | 75 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slobbie Cornpoke | Orc | 64 | 62 | 64 | 73 |
Punters
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roy Bullwahcker | Orc | 70 | 68 | 73 | 88 |
Burn Returners
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bronc Buster | Orc | 63 | 79 | 68 | 56 | 72 |
Trivia[]
Player References
- Quarterback Smokey Bandit is a reference to Smokey and the Bandit. Enforcer Buford T. Piss is a parody of the character from the film Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
- Quarterback Hurl Haggard is a parody of country singer Merle Haggard.
- Running Back Dede LeBid is a parody of lead designer Andrii Lebid.
- Receiver Jebediah Simpson is a reference to The Simpsons character, Hans "Jebediah" Springfield.
- Bruise Receiver Hoss Bogg is a spoonerism and reference to The Dukes of Hazzard character J.D. "Boss" Hogg.
- Cover Back Po Tater is a parody of the vegetable, potato.
- Line Basher Billy Ray Ruckus is a parody of country singer, Billy Ray Cyrus.
- Enforcer Mongo is a reference to the dim-witted thug Mongo from Blazing Saddles.
- Receiver Mason Dixon is a reference to the Mason-Dixon Line, the popular term for the perceived cultural border between the North and the South in the United States.
- Guard Biscuits N. Gravy is a reference to the popular Southern breakfast of the same name.
Team Trivia
- The team is a spiritual successor to the Terminator Trollz from the original Mutant League Football.
- The team is a parody of the 1980s TV series, The Dukes of Hazzard, as well as the 2005 film of the same name.
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