New Yuck Tyrants

The New Yuck Tyrants are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the New York Giants. Their logo is a demon king in red and light grey on dark blue background. Their stadium is ThreatLife Stadium situated in New Yuck, New Yuck and is a parody of MetLife Stadium.

The Tyrants are funded by Brawl Street stock brokers and are well financed. They are led by their All-Star Quarterback, Steeleye Maiming and superstar receiver, O'Hell Wreckem Jr. who is taking the league by storm. The offense has no running game to speak of because of an offense line that avoids contact. On defense, the Tyrants have some hard hitting talent but are an under-performing unit. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

All-Stars

O'Hell Wreckem Jr.

#13 Receiver

Ginormous Stankins

#20 Cover back

Steeleye Maiming

#10 Quarterback

Ramon Hairystun

#98 Blitzer

OVERALL: 71

Offense: 70

Defense: 75

Special Teams: 68

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Bombs Away
• Warp Speed

Defense:

• Berserk
• Zap Attack

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Steeleye Maiming*	Human	80	83	91	82	82	76
Olif Marshmellow	Human	60	54	74	65	74	50
Geno Cide	Alien	64	56	83	65	77	63
Ravis Cobweb	Human	56	56	74	60	71	46
Squirtin Bleeder	Orc	54	60	66	52	75	34

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Maul Berserkins	Skeleton	55	45	59	70	74	60	61
Ray Denton-ator	Alien	70	86	67	67	83	76	63
Morescreams Shockwa	Orc	72	85	79	92	83	50	84
Pain Maulman	Skeleton	49	34	47	53	73	55	53
Maim Verascream	Alien	56	50	41	53	75	67	66

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Branded Martian	Alien	68	79	87	75	68	69
O'Hell Wreckem Jr.*	Alien	92	94	100	100	96	86
Hurling Leopard	Alien	66	69	76	73	75	65
Slain Hairest	Skeleton	58	60	80	62	62	56
Scarrius Kink	Skeleton	56	41	74	62	62	57
Dodger Mucus	Orc	56	72	81	50	52	37

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Grieven Endslam	Alien	69	92	92	77	72	84
Frett Hellison	Orc	70	81	78	53	46	43
Spike Alsnott	Orc	66	74	83	54	50	39
Gentleman Dingo	Skeleton	63	79	86	73	63	54

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Prawn Scary	Alien	58	68	57	57	78	65
Wrestle Bitchburg	Human	72	78	92	83	57	73
Shrek Powers	Orc	58	83	59	57	32	83
Scrobby Fart	Orc	46	47	70	47	34	70
Bustin PeeYew	Orc	54	49	74	54	31	81
Frett Groans	Human	66	83	62	73	52	73

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Hatesome Derriere-Maul	Orc	79	84	84	72	78	84	91
Oblivious Vermin	Orc	72	76	78	79	77	89	74
Ramon Hairystun*	Orc	92	100	100	78	92	91	100
Slobbert Rhompus	Orc	49	34	50	68	65	77	47
Slay Bombly	Orc	74	74	84	74	67	85	86
Rammin Bloodison	Orc	79	83	90	78	79	83	91

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Bustin B. Goods	Human	77	82	92	64	76	78	92
Dab Stabwood	Human	75	81	81	73	72	80	84
Mason El-Rott	Skeleton	75	81	86	76	77	76	87
Hex Dynamite	Orc	59	58	55	76	59	78	68

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Steeleye Grapple	Alien	72	74	73	71	81	76	78
Ginormous Stankins	Alien	90	96	100	95	94	81	95
Dominate Wrecker-Crowbar	Alien	73	78	83	78	90	76	83
Dirtay Heathen	Skeleton	66	81	67	76	66	54	71
Boss Rockwell	Skeleton	52	59	48	55	63	54	62
Kanker Sore	Skeleton	58	59	48	55	63	54	62

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Levon Conquerored	Skeleton	72	83	85	54	94	58	76
Leviathan Cantkillus	Skeleton	49	50	44	54	52	50	63
Mongo Crush	Skeleton	66	75	70	50	75	69	83
Grizzly Mauler	Orc	66	63	74	40	77	73	73
Talon Munchies	Human	48	48	49	50	56	43	67
Bleedin Robberson	Skeleton	50	57	46	56	50	49	70
J.B. Goodstun	Orc	56	60	56	31	63	75	74

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Abandon Brawlins	Skeleton	86	100	95	100	73	66	100
Manchu Madams	Skeleton	52	56	51	57	56	57	50
Barbarian Glockson	Alien	76	80	81	82	82	80	83
Gat Burny	Skeleton	49	46	57	57	56	58	57

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Alltrick Bloset	Human	60	67	57	75

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Sad Fling	Human	70	73	77	76

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Sever McScalp	Alien	73	68	81	75	84

Trivia

Player References

• Guard Shrek Powers is a reference to film series, book by author William Steig, fictional character and Internet meme, Shrek.
• Punter Sad Fling is a pun on sapling, a young tree.

Team Trivia

• The team is a spiritual successor to the Rad Rockers from the original Mutant League Football.
• They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Cults, the Hellboys, the Chronic and the Maniacs.

See also

• Teams