The New Yuck Tyrants are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the New York Giants. Their logo is a demon king in red and light grey on dark blue background. Their stadium is ThreatLife Stadium situated in New Yuck, New Yuck and is a parody of MetLife Stadium.
The Tyrants are funded by Brawl Street stock brokers and are well financed. They are led by their All-Star Quarterback, Steeleye Maiming and superstar receiver, O'Hell Wreckem Jr. who is taking the league by storm. The offense has no running game to speak of because of an offense line that avoids contact. On defense, the Tyrants have some hard hitting talent but are an under-performing unit. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)
Theme[]
All-Stars[]
- O'Hell Wreckem Jr.
- #13 Receiver
- Ginormous Stankins
- #20 Cover back
- Steeleye Maiming
- #10 Quarterback
- Ramon Hairystun
- #98 Blitzer
OVERALL: 71
- Offense: 70
- Defense: 75
- Special Teams: 68
Dirty Tricks[]
Offense:
Defense:
Player Stats[]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Steeleye Maiming* | Human | 80 | 83 | 91 | 82 | 82 | 76 |
Olif Marshmellow | Human | 60 | 54 | 74 | 65 | 74 | 50 |
Geno Cide | Alien | 64 | 56 | 83 | 65 | 77 | 63 |
Ravis Cobweb | Human | 56 | 56 | 74 | 60 | 71 | 46 |
Squirtin Bleeder | Orc | 54 | 60 | 66 | 52 | 75 | 34 |
Running Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Maul Berserkins | Skeleton | 55 | 45 | 59 | 70 | 74 | 60 | 61 |
Ray Denton-ator | Alien | 70 | 86 | 67 | 67 | 83 | 76 | 63 |
Morescreams Shockwa | Orc | 72 | 85 | 79 | 92 | 83 | 50 | 84 |
Pain Maulman | Skeleton | 49 | 34 | 47 | 53 | 73 | 55 | 53 |
Maim Verascream | Alien | 56 | 50 | 41 | 53 | 75 | 67 | 66 |
Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Branded Martian | Alien | 68 | 79 | 87 | 75 | 68 | 69 |
O'Hell Wreckem Jr.* | Alien | 92 | 94 | 100 | 100 | 96 | 86 |
Hurling Leopard | Alien | 66 | 69 | 76 | 73 | 75 | 65 |
Slain Hairest | Skeleton | 58 | 60 | 80 | 62 | 62 | 56 |
Scarrius Kink | Skeleton | 56 | 41 | 74 | 62 | 62 | 57 |
Dodger Mucus | Orc | 56 | 72 | 81 | 50 | 52 | 37 |
Bruise Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Grieven Endslam | Alien | 69 | 92 | 92 | 77 | 72 | 84 |
Frett Hellison | Orc | 70 | 81 | 78 | 53 | 46 | 43 |
Spike Alsnott | Orc | 66 | 74 | 83 | 54 | 50 | 39 |
Gentleman Dingo | Skeleton | 63 | 79 | 86 | 73 | 63 | 54 |
Guards
Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Prawn Scary | Alien | 58 | 68 | 57 | 57 | 78 | 65 |
Wrestle Bitchburg | Human | 72 | 78 | 92 | 83 | 57 | 73 |
Shrek Powers | Orc | 58 | 83 | 59 | 57 | 32 | 83 |
Scrobby Fart | Orc | 46 | 47 | 70 | 47 | 34 | 70 |
Bustin PeeYew | Orc | 54 | 49 | 74 | 54 | 31 | 81 |
Frett Groans | Human | 66 | 83 | 62 | 73 | 52 | 73 |
Defense:
Blitzers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hatesome Derriere-Maul | Orc | 79 | 84 | 84 | 72 | 78 | 84 | 91 |
Oblivious Vermin | Orc | 72 | 76 | 78 | 79 | 77 | 89 | 74 |
Ramon Hairystun* | Orc | 92 | 100 | 100 | 78 | 92 | 91 | 100 |
Slobbert Rhompus | Orc | 49 | 34 | 50 | 68 | 65 | 77 | 47 |
Slay Bombly | Orc | 74 | 74 | 84 | 74 | 67 | 85 | 86 |
Rammin Bloodison | Orc | 79 | 83 | 90 | 78 | 79 | 83 | 91 |
Enforcers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bustin B. Goods | Human | 77 | 82 | 92 | 64 | 76 | 78 | 92 |
Dab Stabwood | Human | 75 | 81 | 81 | 73 | 72 | 80 | 84 |
Mason El-Rott | Skeleton | 75 | 81 | 86 | 76 | 77 | 76 | 87 |
Hex Dynamite | Orc | 59 | 58 | 55 | 76 | 59 | 78 | 68 |
Cover Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Steeleye Grapple | Alien | 72 | 74 | 73 | 71 | 81 | 76 | 78 |
Ginormous Stankins | Alien | 90 | 96 | 100 | 95 | 94 | 81 | 95 |
Dominate Wrecker-Crowbar | Alien | 73 | 78 | 83 | 78 | 90 | 76 | 83 |
Dirtay Heathen | Skeleton | 66 | 81 | 67 | 76 | 66 | 54 | 71 |
Boss Rockwell | Skeleton | 52 | 59 | 48 | 55 | 63 | 54 | 62 |
Kanker Sore | Skeleton | 58 | 59 | 48 | 55 | 63 | 54 | 62 |
Line Bashers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Levon Conquerored | Skeleton | 72 | 83 | 85 | 54 | 94 | 58 | 76 |
Leviathan Cantkillus | Skeleton | 49 | 50 | 44 | 54 | 52 | 50 | 63 |
Mongo Crush | Skeleton | 66 | 75 | 70 | 50 | 75 | 69 | 83 |
Grizzly Mauler | Orc | 66 | 63 | 74 | 40 | 77 | 73 | 73 |
Talon Munchies | Human | 48 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 56 | 43 | 67 |
Bleedin Robberson | Skeleton | 50 | 57 | 46 | 56 | 50 | 49 | 70 |
J.B. Goodstun | Orc | 56 | 60 | 56 | 31 | 63 | 75 | 74 |
Safeties
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Abandon Brawlins | Skeleton | 86 | 100 | 95 | 100 | 73 | 66 | 100 |
Manchu Madams | Skeleton | 52 | 56 | 51 | 57 | 56 | 57 | 50 |
Barbarian Glockson | Alien | 76 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 82 | 80 | 83 |
Gat Burny | Skeleton | 49 | 46 | 57 | 57 | 56 | 58 | 57 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Alltrick Bloset | Human | 60 | 67 | 57 | 75 |
Punters
Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sad Fling | Human | 70 | 73 | 77 | 76 |
Burn Returners
Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sever McScalp | Alien | 73 | 68 | 81 | 75 | 84 |
Trivia[]
Player References
- Guard Shrek Powers is a reference to film series, book by author William Steig, fictional character and Internet meme, Shrek.
- Punter Sad Fling is a pun on sapling, a young tree.
Team Trivia
- The team is a spiritual successor to the Rad Rockers from the original Mutant League Football.
- They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Cults, the Hellboys, the Chronic and the Maniacs.
See also[]
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