Leaveland Burns

The Leaveland Burns are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Cleveland Browns. The team was made possible when Shacknews CEO and editor in chief, Asif Khan splurged on the "Own an MFL Team" tier on the game's second Kickstarter. Their logo is a skull combined with a football and spikes on top, framed by flames. This was originally a locked team in the PC version, unlocked by making the playoffs in Season Mode. As of now, they are already unlocked. Their stadium is Fist Energy Stadium situated in Leaveland, Ohio and is a parody of FirstEnergy Stadium.

The Leaveland Burns were started by Maul Frown and are one of the leagues oldest franchises with a proud and historic heritage. Over the last decade the Burns have been in a downward spiral with the league's worst record. Every year they have a top 5 draft pick, but pass on Quarterbacks who go on to be stars in the league. With only one All-Star on their roster the teams official motto is, "Wait until next year." (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

All-Stars

Massive Khan

#83 Bruise Receiver

Doit F. Shacknews

#96 Enforcer

OVERALL: 61

Offense: 61

Defense: 64

Special Teams: 59

Dirty Tricks

Offense:

• Flame On
• Shotgun

Defense:

• Berserk
• Strawberry Fields

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Debone Diezer	Skeleton	56	57	78	53	75	48
Devine Brogan	Human	66	61	83	71	67	67
Gordy Messler	Human	54	54	62	53	67	59
Dizzy SupaQwik	Orc	56	60	74	59	66	47
Zak Bloodmoon	Skeleton	56	50	83	52	63	42

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Diesayuh Growell	Orc	56	46	73	60	78	55	84
Puke Brawnson Jr.	Skeleton	72	91	84	68	67	65	84
Splatt Dayes	Skeleton	48	36	49	50	71	56	62
Barken Chewis	Skeleton	60	73	58	55	81	64	67
Manny Bitenails	Human	52	44	55	47	73	54	72

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Lenny Twit	Skeleton	64	62	79	73	75	54
Sickardo Blewis	Skeleton	56	49	74	63	62	56
Graveyard Diggins	Skeleton	50	50	76	55	54	50
Gory Moleman	Skeleton	62	59	75	74	71	59
Vice Smeggs	Skeleton	66	75	78	72	67	63
Rammic Gloats	Skeleton	52	33	72	66	62	44

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Hated Brojoku	Skeleton	53	46	79	72	63	42
Scandal Heifer	Orc	52	43	73	54	44	37
Massive Khan*	Orc	72	76	89	46	46	44
Stefan Sackovic	Orc	56	78	77	49	44	39

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
MC Bedwetter	Human	58	65	72	68	35	76
Reverend Zealot	Orc	60	75	63	73	36	75
Grow Whompus	Orc	78	92	91	86	49	92
Ghoul Critonio	Human	68	92	74	74	45	77
Gone Goreman	Orc	58	66	72	63	37	77
Pincer Derango	Human	46	46	61	46	46	59

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Biles Scarret	Orc	79	72	91	81	74	81	87
Fanny Skeleton	Orc	74	75	72	85	74	76	84
Slammuel Dogma	Orc	59	55	64	75	45	73	65
Treadon Moldy	Orc	50	46	49	71	43	69	52
Scary Oakachobi	Orc	74	74	73	81	72	76	90
Snarl Acid	Human	52	55	58	59	44	63	65

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Doit F. Shacknews*	Orc	80	81	81	92	62	84	97
Latest Chatty	Orc	54	55	49	75	33	74	70
Hugo Guterrorize	Orc	67	68	72	71	60	76	85
Earl Dvix	Human	55	49	61	66	39	78	75

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Bazaar Impaler	Skeleton	62	77	65	84	60	68	60
Hatin McThwarty	Skeleton	83	100	91	100	78	67	84
Baikal GordEm	Skeleton	55	59	58	59	68	60	68
MERC	Human	65	71	63	75	64	57	73
Dyin Bloody-Cowhorn	Orc	75	91	72	84	65	59	81
Coward Shrillson	Skeleton	49	52	55	46	55	55	54

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Obsolete Commander	Orc	45	50	46	35	52	68	40
Maimey Brawlins	Orc	40	43	44	33	48	68	47
Tank Martyr	Human	42	46	43	52	45	47	33
Maimes Bludgeoned	Orc	38	44	36	30	43	65	36
Fro Slowhurt	Human	53	62	63	57	43	50	59
Piston Mercy	Orc	44	57	49	39	49	73	38

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Terrick Bindead	Skeleton	72	84	78	92	68	65	73
Sal Notcoola	Skeleton	50	67	48	50	52	55	59
Extreme Scramble	Skeleton	58	79	48	78	58	62	65
Deshrill Lepers	Skeleton	52	47	54	55	63	62	55
Cleave Bruiserman	Skeleton	62	74	39	74	70	68	75

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Insane Gonzo	Human	60	57	64	80

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Hittin Coldcuts	Human	57	68	56	68

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Brute Sickel	Human	60	46	79	65	79

Trivia

Player References

• Guard Pincer Derango is a parody of YouTuber Phillip DeFranco.
• Cover Back Baikal GordEm is a parody of basketball legend Michael Jordan.
• Kicker Insane Gonzo is a reference to the Muppet Gonzo.
• Punter Hittin Coldcuts is a reference to cold cut lunch meat.

Team Trivia

• The team has two all stars, despite the Team Scouting report saying that they have one.
• The team currently has no parody player of Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon, due to his suspension.
• The team was originally called the Steamland Cleavers, but it was changed due to copyright concerns, possibly from WB Games (formerly Midway), with Blitz: The League 2 team, Cleveland Steamers.

See also

• Teams