The Leaveland Burns are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Cleveland Browns. The team was made possible when Shacknews CEO and editor in chief, Asif Khan splurged on the "Own an MFL Team" tier on the game's second Kickstarter. Their logo is a skull combined with a football and spikes on top, framed by flames. This was originally a locked team in the PC version, unlocked by making the playoffs in Season Mode. As of now, they are already unlocked. Their stadium is Fist Energy Stadium situated in Leaveland, Ohio and is a parody of FirstEnergy Stadium.
The Leaveland Burns were started by Maul Frown and are one of the leagues oldest franchises with a proud and historic heritage. Over the last decade the Burns have been in a downward spiral with the league's worst record. Every year they have a top 5 draft pick, but pass on Quarterbacks who go on to be stars in the league. With only one All-Star on their roster the teams official motto is, "Wait until next year." (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)
Theme[]
All-Stars[]
- Massive Khan
- #83 Bruise Receiver
- Doit F. Shacknews
- #96 Enforcer
OVERALL: 61
- Offense: 61
- Defense: 64
- Special Teams: 59
Dirty Tricks[]
Offense:
Defense:
Player Stats[]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Debone Diezer | Skeleton | 56 | 57 | 78 | 53 | 75 | 48 |
| Devine Brogan | Human | 66 | 61 | 83 | 71 | 67 | 67 |
| Gordy Messler | Human | 54 | 54 | 62 | 53 | 67 | 59 |
| Dizzy SupaQwik | Orc | 56 | 60 | 74 | 59 | 66 | 47 |
| Zak Bloodmoon | Skeleton | 56 | 50 | 83 | 52 | 63 | 42 |
Running Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Diesayuh Growell | Orc | 56 | 46 | 73 | 60 | 78 | 55 | 84 |
| Puke Brawnson Jr. | Skeleton | 72 | 91 | 84 | 68 | 67 | 65 | 84 |
| Splatt Dayes | Skeleton | 48 | 36 | 49 | 50 | 71 | 56 | 62 |
| Barken Chewis | Skeleton | 60 | 73 | 58 | 55 | 81 | 64 | 67 |
| Manny Bitenails | Human | 52 | 44 | 55 | 47 | 73 | 54 | 72 |
Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lenny Twit | Skeleton | 64 | 62 | 79 | 73 | 75 | 54 |
| Sickardo Blewis | Skeleton | 56 | 49 | 74 | 63 | 62 | 56 |
| Graveyard Diggins | Skeleton | 50 | 50 | 76 | 55 | 54 | 50 |
| Gory Moleman | Skeleton | 62 | 59 | 75 | 74 | 71 | 59 |
| Vice Smeggs | Skeleton | 66 | 75 | 78 | 72 | 67 | 63 |
| Rammic Gloats | Skeleton | 52 | 33 | 72 | 66 | 62 | 44 |
Bruise Receivers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hated Brojoku | Skeleton | 53 | 46 | 79 | 72 | 63 | 42 |
| Scandal Heifer | Orc | 52 | 43 | 73 | 54 | 44 | 37 |
| Massive Khan* | Orc | 72 | 76 | 89 | 46 | 46 | 44 |
| Stefan Sackovic | Orc | 56 | 78 | 77 | 49 | 44 | 39 |
Guards
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MC Bedwetter | Human | 58 | 65 | 72 | 68 | 35 | 76 |
| Reverend Zealot | Orc | 60 | 75 | 63 | 73 | 36 | 75 |
| Grow Whompus | Orc | 78 | 92 | 91 | 86 | 49 | 92 |
| Ghoul Critonio | Human | 68 | 92 | 74 | 74 | 45 | 77 |
| Gone Goreman | Orc | 58 | 66 | 72 | 63 | 37 | 77 |
| Pincer Derango | Human | 46 | 46 | 61 | 46 | 46 | 59 |
Defense:
Blitzers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Biles Scarret | Orc | 79 | 72 | 91 | 81 | 74 | 81 | 87 |
| Fanny Skeleton | Orc | 74 | 75 | 72 | 85 | 74 | 76 | 84 |
| Slammuel Dogma | Orc | 59 | 55 | 64 | 75 | 45 | 73 | 65 |
| Treadon Moldy | Orc | 50 | 46 | 49 | 71 | 43 | 69 | 52 |
| Scary Oakachobi | Orc | 74 | 74 | 73 | 81 | 72 | 76 | 90 |
| Snarl Acid | Human | 52 | 55 | 58 | 59 | 44 | 63 | 65 |
Enforcers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doit F. Shacknews* | Orc | 80 | 81 | 81 | 92 | 62 | 84 | 97 |
| Latest Chatty | Orc | 54 | 55 | 49 | 75 | 33 | 74 | 70 |
| Hugo Guterrorize | Orc | 67 | 68 | 72 | 71 | 60 | 76 | 85 |
| Earl Dvix | Human | 55 | 49 | 61 | 66 | 39 | 78 | 75 |
Cover Backs
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bazaar Impaler | Skeleton | 62 | 77 | 65 | 84 | 60 | 68 | 60 |
| Hatin McThwarty | Skeleton | 83 | 100 | 91 | 100 | 78 | 67 | 84 |
| Baikal GordEm | Skeleton | 55 | 59 | 58 | 59 | 68 | 60 | 68 |
| MERC | Human | 65 | 71 | 63 | 75 | 64 | 57 | 73 |
| Dyin Bloody-Cowhorn | Orc | 75 | 91 | 72 | 84 | 65 | 59 | 81 |
| Coward Shrillson | Skeleton | 49 | 52 | 55 | 46 | 55 | 55 | 54 |
Line Bashers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Obsolete Commander | Orc | 45 | 50 | 46 | 35 | 52 | 68 | 40 |
| Maimey Brawlins | Orc | 40 | 43 | 44 | 33 | 48 | 68 | 47 |
| Tank Martyr | Human | 42 | 46 | 43 | 52 | 45 | 47 | 33 |
| Maimes Bludgeoned | Orc | 38 | 44 | 36 | 30 | 43 | 65 | 36 |
| Fro Slowhurt | Human | 53 | 62 | 63 | 57 | 43 | 50 | 59 |
| Piston Mercy | Orc | 44 | 57 | 49 | 39 | 49 | 73 | 38 |
Safeties
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Terrick Bindead | Skeleton | 72 | 84 | 78 | 92 | 68 | 65 | 73 |
| Sal Notcoola | Skeleton | 50 | 67 | 48 | 50 | 52 | 55 | 59 |
| Extreme Scramble | Skeleton | 58 | 79 | 48 | 78 | 58 | 62 | 65 |
| Deshrill Lepers | Skeleton | 52 | 47 | 54 | 55 | 63 | 62 | 55 |
| Cleave Bruiserman | Skeleton | 62 | 74 | 39 | 74 | 70 | 68 | 75 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Insane Gonzo | Human | 60 | 57 | 64 | 80 |
Punters
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hittin Coldcuts | Human | 57 | 68 | 56 | 68 |
Burn Returners
| Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brute Sickel | Human | 60 | 46 | 79 | 65 | 79 |
Trivia[]
Player References
- Guard Pincer Derango is a parody of YouTuber Phillip DeFranco.
- Cover Back Baikal GordEm is a parody of basketball legend Michael Jordan.
- Kicker Insane Gonzo is a reference to the Muppet Gonzo.
- Punter Hittin Coldcuts is a reference to cold cut lunch meat.
Team Trivia
- The team has two all stars, despite the Team Scouting report saying that they have one.
- The team currently has no parody player of Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon, due to his suspension.
- The team was originally called the Steamland Cleavers, but it was changed due to copyright concerns, possibly from WB Games (formerly Midway), with Blitz: The League 2 team, Cleveland Steamers.
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