Killadelphia Evils

"Killadelphia Evils"
Details
Theme	"It's After Midnight" by Lucky Boys Confusion (Album: "Stormchasers")
All-Stars	Arson Tense - #11 Quarterback Ashloch Smashley - #17 Receiver Falcon Stankins - #27 Safety Belcher Roxx - #91 Blitzer
OVERALL	88
Offense	88
Defense	89
Special Teams	87
Dirty Tricks	Offense: Chainsaw Massacre Roid Rage Defense: Zap Attack Hot Potato
Stadium
"Too Big to Fail Financial Stadium" situated in Killadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Killadelphia Evils are one of the teams in Mutant Football League, added on February 1st, 2018 in time for the Mayhem Bowl against the Nuked London Hatriots (to mimic the real-life Super Bowl LII). The team is a parody of the Philadelphia Eagles. Their symbol is a horned gray demon holding the word "Evils" against a green background. Their stadium is "Too Big to Fail Financial Stadium" situated in Killadelphia, Pennsylvania and is a parody of "Lincoln Financial Field".

“	The Killadelphia Evils are led by their young All-Star Quarterback Arsen Tense and a talented group of runningbacks and receivers. However it is their defense which strikes fear into their opponents. They are a young, fast, and hard hitting defense with play makers at every position. The Evils are primed to be one of the elite teams in the league and if anyone disagrees -- their fanatical fans will pound you into believing.	„
	~ Source: Mutant Football League, Team Scouting

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Arson Tense*	Robot	90	94	100	87	96	95
Hate Sudafed	Robot	62	63	77	66	68	66
Grim Cynic	Skeleton	56	50	75	60	67	55
Sick Souls	Skeleton	80	84	91	79	82	87

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Prey Aslayi	Alien	85	86	92	92	81	79	91
Barren Souls	Skeleton	68	77	61	80	81	80	63
Justin Kintbreaker	Robot	69	72	71	90	78	67	79
Rolling Blunts	Orc	73	65	84	100	80	52	92
Schmendal Hardwood	Orc	59	46	65	75	75	59	83
Gory Cement	Robot	66	78	63	76	76	73	64

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Ashloch Smashley*	Alien	86	91	94	92	82	81
Gory Scythe	Alien	74	67	84	84	81	74
Hellsent Strangler	Alien	82	81	94	96	82	72
Drak Maulins	Skeleton	62	66	77	65	70	66
Mucus Brawnson	Skeleton	66	71	78	67	64	74
Wussy Pain	Robot	56	49	63	64	72	57

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Dent Relic	Orc	68	63	73	64	53	57
Slay Hurtin	Skeleton	75	92	88	64	51	68
Nutshack Hurtz	Robot	83	94	88	65	59	81
Willie Frown	Orc	56	47	69	53	47	40

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
Branded Crooks	Robot	92	100	92	93	91	93
The Bodyguard	Orc	96	100	100	100	85	100
Mason Belche	Orc	94	100	100	94	82	100
Stuffin Wisenheimer	Robot	74	73	91	78	64	82
Lame Maulson	Orc	86	100	93	83	73	91
Wannahachalugi Matai	Orc	52	58	67	54	39	76

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Belcher Roxx*	Orc	95	93	100	100	92	100	94
Random Slam	Robot	92	100	100	86	91	92	91
Vinny Scurry	Robot	87	91	94	84	85	92	91
Barbaric Scammet	Skeleton	77	88	90	73	82	76	83
Kris Shlong	Orc	85	91	91	85	88	89	92
Grim Journeyman	Orc	87	87	100	88	82	86	100

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Carnage Raiser	Orc	92	91	97	92	83	100	100
Scythe Grimblood	Skeleton	87	96	100	86	83	84	97
Bugsy Stryfe	Robot	73	73	82	82	65	77	82

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
McRonald Barfy	Alien	90	100	91	93	92	81	92
Talon Kills	Alien	85	94	82	92	91	84	85
Hatchet Rottenson	Alien	90	100	97	97	95	85	93
Wimpy Groans	Robot	53	48	54	49	75	74	67
Kidney Bones	Skeleton	60	68	66	63	72	68	65
Ratsuey Thugless	Alien	78	82	78	85	97	81	73

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Sickel Brainwrecks	Robot	92	99	95	94	100	92	85
Angel Boredom	Robot	85	98	85	84	98	87	86
Warden Bricks	Skeleton	76	79	81	77	84	79	83
Shamu Bougie-Kill	Alien	76	88	84	86	86	67	81
Scandal Hellerbe	Orc	56	64	66	49	63	62	58
Bro Stalker	Skeleton	65	69	63	72	72	63	67

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Falcon Stankins*	Alien	94	100	100	100	91	87	100
Gus Pukas	Orc	52	50	41	65	50	50	63
Gory Slam	Skeleton	78	91	78	92	75	70	81
Rotting Cloud	Alien	85	91	84	91	83	75	94
Splits Mangles	Robot	59	62	63	50	61	65	68

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Faded Purges	Alien	83	92	78	92
Snake Helliot	Skeleton	80	86	87	87

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Scrawnie Moans	Robot	90	94	94	92

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Bonbon Burner	Alien	88	84	91	84	100

Trivia

Player References

• Guard The Bodyguard is the nickname of the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles’ starting Left Tackle, Jason Peters.
• Guard Wannahachalugi Matai is a parody of the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles’ backup offensive lineman, Halapoulivaati Vaitai.

Team Trivia

• The team is a spiritual successor to the Screaming Evils from the original Mutant League Football.
• The team is called the Killidelphia Lethals in team stats.
• If the player chooses the team in season mode, they replace the Deadlanta Vultures in the Corporate division of the Monster Conference, to mimic the real-life NFC East.
• They are one of the four teams whose roster doesn't contain Mutant-Humans, the others being the Steelheads, the Vultures, and the Panzers.
• The Liberty Bells in the stadium near the endzone is a reference to the historic Liberty Bell located in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
• They are the only team in the game with two kickers. They're also the only team in the game with four quarterbacks instead of five.

See also

• Teams