"Cardinal Sins" | |
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Details | |
Theme |
Blood Bolts by Brian Schmidt |
All-Stars |
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OVERALL |
75 |
Offense |
80 |
Defense |
79 |
Special Teams |
66 |
Dirty Tricks |
Offense: Defense: |
Stadium | |
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University of Chimera Stadium situated in Tombstone, Scarizona |
The Cardinal Sins are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. The team is a parody of the Arizona Cardinals. Their logo is a Cardinal with an eyepatch and two bones crossing behind. This is a locked team unlocked by winning a cumulative ten games. This team is already unlocked for players in the console version. Their stadium is University of Chimera Stadium situated in Tombstone, Scarizona and is a parody of State Farm Stadium, the formerly named University of Phoenix Stadium.
“ | The Cardinals have a devastating, hard hitting defense led by Killpatrick Beaterson and Tyrant Wrathspew, two defenders who can shut down offense cold. On offense the Sins have a bruising ground game with one of the best running backs in the league, Rabid Bloodstun. Their Quarterback, Arson Emblamer has seen better days, but still has enough left in his arm to burn defense deep. | „ |
~ Mutant Football League, Team Scouting |
Contents
Player Stats[]
Offense:
Quarterbacks
Player Name | Race | Overall | Throwing Velocity (TVC) | Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC) | Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC) | Throwing Power (THP) | Intelligence (INT) |
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Arson Embalmer | Robot | 78 | 77 | 92 | 75 | 82 | 90 |
Brew Phantom | Human | 60 | 57 | 86 | 63 | 77 | 49 |
John Tweedy | Alien | 58 | 50 | 75 | 59 | 64 | 65 |
Shame Blabber | Human | 56 | 51 | 72 | 57 | 75 | 49 |
Lucy Fur | Human | 50 | 48 | 65 | 55 | 70 | 50 |
Running Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Break Tackles(BT) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Toughness (TGH) |
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Rabid Bloodstun* | Alien | 96 | 100 | 100 | 100 | 94 | 91 | 96 |
Alien Hellington | Alien | 63 | 65 | 61 | 59 | 72 | 83 | 67 |
M-Bomb | Alien | 62 | 78 | 74 | 55 | 73 | 73 | 50 |
Slaydrian Beaterson | Skeleton | 62 | 51 | 66 | 55 | 72 | 68 | 78 |
Kerplunk Chillins | Human | 52 | 42 | 44 | 56 | 70 | 57 | 62 |
Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
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Scary Double-barrel* | Alien | 90 | 100 | 100 | 82 | 81 | 94 |
B.B. Smellsome | Alien | 74 | 76 | 76 | 81 | 84 | 79 |
Melt Down | Alien | 72 | 68 | 75 | 86 | 88 | 73 |
Moron Crown | Robot | 68 | 83 | 77 | 77 | 75 | 58 |
Smitten Moleman | Human | 56 | 44 | 72 | 69 | 67 | 53 |
Rad Chilliems | Skeleton | 50 | 47 | 76 | 50 | 60 | 47 |
Bruise Receivers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Route Running (RTE) | Catching (CTH) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Intelligence (INT) |
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Insane Thrashem | Human | 65 | 75 | 78 | 65 | 57 | 75 |
Destroy Wreckless | Robot | 63 | 50 | 74 | 50 | 43 | 68 |
Adam Starcaster | Human | 59 | 78 | 76 | 55 | 55 | 46 |
Killer Kenny | Human | 55 | 69 | 76 | 50 | 53 | 47 |
Guards
Player Name | Race | Overall | Pass Blocking (PBK) | Run Blocking (RBK) | Downfield Blocking (DBK) | Intelligence (INT) | Toughness (TGH) |
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J-Rod Voltaire | Robot | 84 | 94 | 82 | 86 | 92 | 85 |
Spike Illuminati | Robot | 78 | 77 | 91 | 75 | 81 | 86 |
F.U. Ripley | Robot | 76 | 72 | 85 | 81 | 79 | 84 |
Neven Chrome | Human | 64 | 68 | 73 | 75 | 66 | 66 |
Von Spaetzle | Human | 62 | 63 | 75 | 62 | 62 | 63 |
J.D. Stumpys | Robot | 62 | 63 | 75 | 62 | 62 | 63 |
Defense:
Blitzers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Toughness (TGH) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
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Zombie Hunter | Robot | 92 | 97 | 93 | 92 | 89 | 100 | 100 |
Duke Nukemdiche | Robot | 75 | 74 | 81 | 83 | 75 | 86 | 72 |
Mosh Burrow | Human | 75 | 78 | 81 | 71 | 67 | 80 | 100 |
Gory Bleeders | Robot | 74 | 84 | 86 | 89 | 59 | 89 | 78 |
Ferocity Bloodsucker | Human | 72 | 81 | 73 | 76 | 59 | 67 | 100 |
Ghoulson Derriere | Robot | 67 | 63 | 78 | 70 | 56 | 64 | 100 |
Enforcers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Block Shedding (BSH) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) | Aggressiveness (AGR) | Blitzing (BLZ) |
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Burp Ripski | Robot | 77 | 71 | 87 | 86 | 43 | 91 | 100 |
Shadow Moses | Orc | 75 | 73 | 73 | 81 | 71 | 86 | 83 |
Scythe Guillotine | Robot | 70 | 65 | 76 | 83 | 59 | 82 | 86 |
Killer McDiller | Human | 55 | 63 | 50 | 48 | 50 | 75 | 73 |
Cover Backs
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
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Killpatrick Beaterson* | Alien | 90 | 97 | 97 | 84 | 93 | 94 | 91 |
Branded Shrilliams | Robot | 75 | 89 | 85 | 68 | 73 | 74 | 76 |
Trama Killiams | Alien | 72 | 66 | 62 | 81 | 83 | 73 | 79 |
Crustin Deathsmell | Robot | 70 | 78 | 72 | 60 | 71 | 75 | 68 |
Brawnold Malort | Human | 68 | 78 | 65 | 64 | 74 | 66 | 75 |
Hunter Predator | Robot | 59 | 45 | 43 | 57 | 72 | 73 | 62 |
Line Bashers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Block Shedding (BSH) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Hitting Power (POW) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
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Scrambler Bones | Robot | 89 | 89 | 88 | 91 | 100 | 84 | 97 |
Drone Buccaneer | Robot | 79 | 78 | 81 | 74 | 91 | 79 | 82 |
Farcus Bolden | Robot | 78 | 85 | 73 | 86 | 84 | 71 | 84 |
Narcos Panzy | Robot | 70 | 50 | 83 | 72 | 75 | 72 | 72 |
Assassin WreckIt | Human | 70 | 74 | 75 | 75 | 73 | 65 | 72 |
Squash Burns | Human | 58 | 69 | 50 | 56 | 59 | 55 | 72 |
Safeties
Player Name | Race | Overall | Man Coverage (MCV) | Intelligence (INT) | Tackling (TAK) | Vertical/Jumping (VER) | Speed (SPD) | Pass Deflection (DEF) |
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Tyrant Wrathspew* | Alien | 80 | 86 | 88 | 86 | 76 | 79 | 86 |
Cryon Stanch | Alien | 72 | 88 | 64 | 65 | 74 | 72 | 85 |
Entwine Deatheata | Robot | 70 | 77 | 75 | 74 | 68 | 59 | 76 |
Brudda Breaker | Human | 70 | 76 | 71 | 71 | 65 | 65 | 64 |
Derailer | Alien | 62 | 56 | 50 | 50 | 81 | 71 | 67 |
Special Teams:
Kickers
Player Name | Race | Overall | Onsides Kicking (OSK) | Kicking Accuracy (KAC) | Kicking Power (KPW) |
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Kill Bossin | Robot | 50 | 35 | 50 | 79 |
Punters
Player Name | Race | Overall | Punting Accuracy (PAC) | Punt Hangtime (HNG) | Punting Power (PPW) |
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Handsy Spree | Human | 77 | 80 | 84 | 86 |
Burn Returners
Player Name | Race | Overall | Break Tackles (BT) | Catching (CTH) | Speed (SPD) | Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND) |
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Quickz Speedster | Alien | 70 | 65 | 84 | 77 | 71 |
Dynasty: Cardinal Sins[]
Cardinal Sins standard playbook:
Offense formations[]
- TBA
Dirty Tricks[]
- TBA
Defense formations[]
- TBA
Trivia[]
Player References
- Enforcer Shadow Moses is a reference to Shadow Moses Island, a fictional island in the Metal Gear Solid series that is located in the Fox Archipelago.
- Quarterback Lucy Fur is a play on words on Lucifer, AKA Satan.
Team Trivia
- In real life, the Cardinal Sins is a grouping and classification of vices within teachings of Christianity.
- Throughout the vanilla and Dynasty editions of the game the team has been in the Independent Division of the Mutant Conference. This is a reference to their real life counterparts' rivalry with the Seahawks and tenure in the NFC East from 1970-2001.
See also[]
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