Cardinal Sins

"Cardinal Sins"
Details
Theme	Blood Bolts by Brian Schmidt
All-Stars	Scary Double-Barrel #11 Wide Receiver Killpatrick Beaterson #21 Cover back Slaydrian Beaterson #23 Running back Rabid Bloodstun #31 Running back Tyrant Wrathspew #32 Safety
OVERALL	75
Offense	80
Defense	79
Special Teams	66
Dirty Tricks	Offense: Bombs Away Flame On Defense: QB Sack Attack Warp Speed
Stadium
University of Chimera Stadium situated in Tombstone, Scarizona

The Cardinal Sins are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. The team is a parody of the Arizona Cardinals. Their logo is a Cardinal with an eyepatch and two bones crossing behind. This is a locked team unlocked by winning a cumulative ten games. This team is already unlocked for players in the console version. Their stadium is University of Chimera Stadium situated in Tombstone, Scarizona and is a parody of State Farm Stadium, the formerly named University of Phoenix Stadium.

“	The Cardinals have a devastating, hard hitting defense led by Killpatrick Beaterson and Tyrant Wrathspew, two defenders who can shut down offense cold. On offense the Sins have a bruising ground game with one of the best running backs in the league, Rabid Bloodstun. Their Quarterback, Arson Emblamer has seen better days, but still has enough left in his arm to burn defense deep.	„
	~ Mutant Football League, Team Scouting

Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
Arson Embalmer	Robot	78	77	92	75	82	90
Brew Phantom	Human	60	57	86	63	77	49
John Tweedy	Alien	58	50	75	59	64	65
Shame Blabber	Human	56	51	72	57	75	49
Lucy Fur	Human	50	48	65	55	70	50

Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
Rabid Bloodstun*	Alien	96	100	100	100	94	91	96
Alien Hellington	Alien	63	65	61	59	72	83	67
M-Bomb	Alien	62	78	74	55	73	73	50
Slaydrian Beaterson	Skeleton	62	51	66	55	72	68	78
Kerplunk Chillins	Human	52	42	44	56	70	57	62

Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Scary Double-barrel*	Alien	90	100	100	82	81	94
B.B. Smellsome	Alien	74	76	76	81	84	79
Melt Down	Alien	72	68	75	86	88	73
Moron Crown	Robot	68	83	77	77	75	58
Smitten Moleman	Human	56	44	72	69	67	53
Rad Chilliems	Skeleton	50	47	76	50	60	47

Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
Insane Thrashem	Human	65	75	78	65	57	75
Destroy Wreckless	Robot	63	50	74	50	43	68
Adam Starcaster	Human	59	78	76	55	55	46
Killer Kenny	Human	55	69	76	50	53	47

Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
J-Rod Voltaire	Robot	84	94	82	86	92	85
Spike Illuminati	Robot	78	77	91	75	81	86
F.U. Ripley	Robot	76	72	85	81	79	84
Neven Chrome	Human	64	68	73	75	66	66
Von Spaetzle	Human	62	63	75	62	62	63
J.D. Stumpys	Robot	62	63	75	62	62	63

Defense:
Blitzers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Zombie Hunter	Robot	92	97	93	92	89	100	100
Duke Nukemdiche	Robot	75	74	81	83	75	86	72
Mosh Burrow	Human	75	78	81	71	67	80	100
Gory Bleeders	Robot	74	84	86	89	59	89	78
Ferocity Bloodsucker	Human	72	81	73	76	59	67	100
Ghoulson Derriere	Robot	67	63	78	70	56	64	100

Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
Burp Ripski	Robot	77	71	87	86	43	91	100
Shadow Moses	Orc	75	73	73	81	71	86	83
Scythe Guillotine	Robot	70	65	76	83	59	82	86
Killer McDiller	Human	55	63	50	48	50	75	73

Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Killpatrick Beaterson*	Alien	90	97	97	84	93	94	91
Branded Shrilliams	Robot	75	89	85	68	73	74	76
Trama Killiams	Alien	72	66	62	81	83	73	79
Crustin Deathsmell	Robot	70	78	72	60	71	75	68
Brawnold Malort	Human	68	78	65	64	74	66	75
Hunter Predator	Robot	59	45	43	57	72	73	62

Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Scrambler Bones	Robot	89	89	88	91	100	84	97
Drone Buccaneer	Robot	79	78	81	74	91	79	82
Farcus Bolden	Robot	78	85	73	86	84	71	84
Narcos Panzy	Robot	70	50	83	72	75	72	72
Assassin WreckIt	Human	70	74	75	75	73	65	72
Squash Burns	Human	58	69	50	56	59	55	72

Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
Tyrant Wrathspew*	Alien	80	86	88	86	76	79	86
Cryon Stanch	Alien	72	88	64	65	74	72	85
Entwine Deatheata	Robot	70	77	75	74	68	59	76
Brudda Breaker	Human	70	76	71	71	65	65	64
Derailer	Alien	62	56	50	50	81	71	67

Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Onsides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
Kill Bossin	Robot	50	35	50	79

Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
Handsy Spree	Human	77	80	84	86

Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
Quickz Speedster	Alien	70	65	84	77	71

Dynasty: Cardinal Sins

Cardinal Sins standard playbook:

Offense formations

TBA

Dirty Tricks

TBA

Defense formations

TBA

Trivia

Player References

• Enforcer Shadow Moses is a reference to Shadow Moses Island, a fictional island in the Metal Gear Solid series that is located in the Fox Archipelago.
• Quarterback Lucy Fur is a play on words on Lucifer, AKA Satan.

Team Trivia

• In real life, the Cardinal Sins is a grouping and classification of vices within teachings of Christianity.
• Throughout the vanilla and Dynasty editions of the game the team has been in the Independent Division of the Mutant Conference. This is a reference to their real life counterparts' rivalry with the Seahawks and tenure in the NFC East from 1970-2001.

See also

• Teams