Brawltimore Razors

"Brawltimore Razors"
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The Brawltimore Razors is one the teams in the Mutant Football League, released on a DLC (for 99 cents) on Halloween (October 31st), 2019. News of this team first emerged from the MFL's twitter page from 2019 in the MFL Draft. They are a parody of the Baltimore Ravens. Their logo is a bloodied skull wearing a top hat with two curved blades crossing underneath. The team plays at B&D Spank Stadium, a parody of M&T Bank Stadium. The stadium is the first to features guarded goalposts; a guillotine moves up and down between the goalposts capable of blocking extra point and field goal attempts.

For the Razors, life after Whacko begins with dynamic QB Lamaul Jackhammer. Like a wife in a failing marriage, Jackhammer is a threat to take off and run at every chance. Howerver, the Razors' WRs could find themselves on the back of milk cartons most games. Mark Instagram could get millions of likes for his play in this run centric offense, but he'll have competition for snaps. The Brawltimore defense is one of the league's best and will be their typical nasty and mean selves. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)

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Player Stats

Offense:
Quarterbacks

Player Name	Race	Overall	Throwing Velocity (TVC)	Short Accuracy Throwing (SAC)	Deep Accuracy Throwing (DAC)	Throwing Power (THP)	Intelligence (INT)
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Running Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Break Tackles(BT)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Toughness (TGH)
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Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
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Bruise Receivers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Route Running (RTE)	Catching (CTH)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Intelligence (INT)
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Guards

Player Name	Race	Overall	Pass Blocking (PBK)	Run Blocking (RBK)	Downfield Blocking (DBK)	Intelligence (INT)	Toughness (TGH)
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Defense:
Blitzer

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Toughness (TGH)	Blitzing (BLZ)
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Enforcers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Block Shedding (BSH)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)	Aggressiveness (AGR)	Blitzing (BLZ)
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Cover Backs

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
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Line Bashers

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Block Shedding (BSH)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Hitting Power (POW)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
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Safeties

Player Name	Race	Overall	Man Coverage (MCV)	Intelligence (INT)	Tackling (TAK)	Vertical/Jumping (VER)	Speed (SPD)	Pass Deflection (DEF)
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Special Teams:
Kickers

Player Name	Race	Overall	On sides Kicking (OSK)	Kicking Accuracy (KAC)	Kicking Power (KPW)
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Punters

Player Name	Race	Overall	Punting Accuracy (PAC)	Punt Hangtime (HNG)	Punting Power (PPW)
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Burn Returners

Player Name	Race	Overall	Break Tackles (BT)	Catching (CTH)	Speed (SPD)	Hands/Ability to not Fumble (HND)
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Trivia

• Much like the real-life Baltimore Ravens, the Razors take a lot of their cues from the macabre works of Edgar Allan Poe, who died in Baltimore in 1849. The top hat of the logo is based on 19th-century fashion in line with Poe's time and works.
• One of Grim Blitzrow’s lines at the start of a Razors home game explains that the Razors were founded by the original Leaveland Burns, referencing a NFL controversy known as "The Move".

See also

• Teams