Midway Mutants



The are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Chicago Bears. Their logo is an orange biohazard symbol on a dark blue background. Like the Burns, the roster consists of Skeletal Deadheads, Monster Orcs and Mutant-Humans. Their stadium is Mercenary Field situated in Chiraq, Killinois and is a parody of Soldier Field. "Having gone through 3 coaches and 39 offensive coordinators in the last 4 seasons, inept management and even more inept drafting has kept this once proud franchise in the cellars of the league. With a new #1 draft pick at Quarterback and All-Star running back Gorgon Powered, along with a young, hard hitting defense... the Midway Mutants have renewed hope to restore their long lost dominance in the league. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)"

Theme
Demons at Church by Matthew Kurpakus

All-Star

 * Gorgon Powered
 * # 24 Running back

OVERALL: 67
 * Offense: 67
 * Defense: 71
 * Special Teams: 62

Dirty Tricks
Offense: Defense:
 * Bombs Away
 * Roid Rage
 * Berserk
 * Ginormous (Alpha)
 * QB Sack Attack (Alpha)
 * Thunderclap

Player Stats
Offense:

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Receivers

Bruise Receivers

Guards

Defense:

Blitzers

Enforcers

Cover Backs

Line Bashers

Safeties

Special Teams:

Kickers

Punters

Burn Returners

Trivia
Player References
 * Quarterback Bark Buttfumble is a reference the infamous Butt Fumble play his real life counterpart, Mark Sanchez.
 * Quarterback Mendy Mayhem is a parody of creative director Michael Mendhiem.
 * Burn Returner Shulk Brawndo is a reference to the film Idiocracy and its popular advertising campaign revolving around the fictitious sports drink Brawndo, the "thirst mutilator".

Team Trivia
 * The team is a spiritual successor to the Midway Monsters from the original Mutant League Football.
 * Chiraq is a nickname given to Chicago due to it having more murders and violence than the Iraq War.
 * This is the only team that has one All-Star, despite the Burns team scouting report claiming that they have one.