Scarolina Panzers



The are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Carolina Panthers, although the team here is based in South Scarolina rather than North Scarolina (Charlotte, North Carolina is on the north side of the state line). Their logo is a blue tank with an intimidating face emblazoned on the front. Their stadium is Stank of America Stadium situated in Chukit, South Scarolina and is a parody of Bank of America Stadium. "The Panzers routinely light up the scoreboard with deep passes and long runs. One of the league MVP's and top rushing Quarterbacks, Wham Neutron leads a balanced offense attack with a punishing run attack and high flying passing game. The Panzers' defense is led by arguably the best Line Basher in the league, Nuke Freakly. This defense hits hard and can go skull to skull against any team in the league. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)"

All-Stars

 * Wham Neutron
 * # 1 Quarterback


 * Lawless Heinous
 * # 58 Line basher


 * Nuke Freakly
 * # 59 Line basher


 * Bled Moldsen
 * # 88 Receiver


 * KaBrawn Snort
 * # 99 Blitzer

OVERALL: 80
 * Offense: 79
 * Defense: 86
 * Special Teams: 75

Dirty Tricks
Offense: Defense:
 * Flame On
 * Shotgun
 * Berserk
 * Ginormous

Player Stats
Offense:

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Receivers

Bruise Receivers

Guards

Defense:

Blitzers

Enforcers

Cover Backs

Line Bashers

Safeties

Special Teams:

Kickers

Punters

Burn Returners

Trivia

 * In real life, panzer is a German word meaning armor. The term is most commonly associated with World War II to describe the Germans' mobile armor (meaning their tanks).


 * They are one of the four teams whose roster doesn't contain Mutant-Humans, the others being the Steelheads, the Vultures and the Evils.
 * However in the Launch Trailer, they do have them.