Insane Cults

The are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Indianapolis Colts. Their logo is a mutant with a mohawk and a blue pentagram on the forehead. Team colours are white, blue, gray and black. Their stadium is "Mucous Asylum Stadium" situated in Looneyapolis, Craziana and is a parody of "Lucas Oil Stadium".

"The Cults started as a rogue tribe wandering the Midwest wastelands following their leader Slobber Hearsay, who claimed to have regular visitations by demons who told him the secrets of the universe, and to form a team and then move from one location to another. Their All-Star QB Andspew Upchuck is one of the league's best passers behind a porous offensive line. The Cults pray that one day they will have a defense."

- Source:Mutant Football League, Team Scouting

Player Stats
Offense:

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Receivers

Bruise Receivers

Guards

Defense:

Blitzers

Enforcers

Cover Backs

Line Bashers

Safeties

Special Teams:

Kickers

Punters

Burn Returners

Dynasty: Insane Cults
In Dynasty, players can manage the team Insane Cults.

Dynasty standard playbook
Standard offense formations:
 * Goal Line
 * Goal Line plays: Blast Left, Blast Right, Double Hooks, Post, QB Sneak, Toss Right


 * Hurry Up


 * Mad Air


 * Bone Yard
 * Bone Yard plays: Bone Pitch, Bone Slants, Rollout Deep, Skull Rush, Spread Out, Streak


 * Monster Mash
 * Monster Mash plays: 99 Freakouts, Beast Left, Frankensteiner, Hangman's Noose, Money Ball, RB Screen


 * Shotgun
 * Shotgun plays: Bloody Mary, Deep Go, Double Cross, Quick Date, Roundabout

Standard defense formations:
 * Cover
 * Cover plays: Balls Out Blitz, Cover 2, Deep Zone, Safe Read, Shutdown Outs, Soft Cover (?)


 * Goal Line (Defense Formation)
 * Goal Line: Center Blitz, Cover Zone, Left Blitz, Right Blitz, Varnas Blitz, Zone Blitz (?)


 * Attack
 * Attack plays: Blitz Attack, Bump & Run, Crash n Bash, Man Zone, Medium Zone, Psycho Blitz (?)


 * Madhouse


 * Prevent

Defense Dirty Tricks:
 * Deep Zone
 * Tight Man
 * Warp Speed
 * Zap Attack

Dirty Trick Plays: Deep Zone, Tight Man


 * Bribe Ref
 * Ref Attack
 * Warp Speed
 * Zap Attack

Overall

 * The team name is a reference to the Insane Cultist enemies from Earthbound.
 * The team is a reference to the original Mutant League Football being a cult classic, due to the combination of monsters, mayhem, and gridiron gameplay.
 * It is also a reference to Memorial Stadium, nicknamed "The World's Largest Outdoor Insane Asylum", during the Colts' tenures there.
 * The team is a homage to the Killer Konvicts from the orginal Mutant Leauge Football.
 * Offense player Vitas Varnas is named in reference to the real-life actor, writer and producer of the same name.

Vanilla Version

 * They are one of the five teams whose roster doesn't have BruiserBots. The others being the Hellboys, the Chronic, the Maniacs and the Tyrants.