Grim Blitzrow

"Hi, Grim Blitzrow here! The greatest announcer of all time and star of one of the most outrageous sports game ever, Mutant Football League! Haven't heard of it? Well, sit back and let Uncle Grim tell you all about it!"

- Grim Blitzrow, MFL Launch Trailer

is the primary commentator for Mutant Football League. He is voiced by Tim Kitzrow.

There is some inconsistency in his presentation. Although some early trailers depicted him as a Skeletal Deadhead, in-game commentary suggests he is either human or Mutant-Human, judging from such lines as "I can't dance better than that, and I've got skin."

Trivia

 * When a player breaks a tackle, he sometimes says "Look at this guy break tackles! He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A reference to the slogan of Timex watches, "Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'!" The slogan was also used a respawn line for the Overwatch hero, Junkrat.
 * When has a team has a big lead entering the fourth quarter, he mentions that Heidi is playing on superstation WKRP. Referencing an infamous game between the Jets and Raiders where the station switched from the game to Heidi. The Raiders would come back to win causing outrage among fans who missed the ending. This is also a reference to the tv series WKRP in Cincinnati.