Nuked London Hatriots



The are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. The team is a parody of the New England Patriots although the team in this case is based in England rather than Massachusetts. The roster has every race in the game so far. Their symbol is a yellow mutant with red hair wearing a gas mask. Their stadium is Phlegmbly Stadium situated in Ground Zero, London and is a parody of Wembley Stadium, one of the NFL's venues for the league's London Games. "The Hatriots have won numerous Mayhem Bowl Championships. Their assassin Quarterback, Bomb Shady is arguably the best to ever play the game. All-Star Throb Bronkowski is his #1 target. The Hatriots have a rampaging defense, which easily shuts down opposing offenses. Their coach, Swill Belchstuff is a brilliant tactician, he plans for every situation possible and when that doesn't work - he cheats. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)"

Theme
On the Grid by Brian Schmidt

All-Stars

 * Bomb Shady
 * # 12 Quarterback


 * Throb Bronkowski
 * # 87 Bruise Receiver


 * Demon McThwarty
 * # 32 Safety


 * Falcon Rupture
 * # 21 Cover back


 * Dante Firepower
 * # 54 Line Basher

OVERALL: 91
 * Offense: 90
 * Defense: 90
 * Special Teams: 92

Dirty Tricks
Offense:
 * Beast Boost
 * Shotgun

Defense:
 * Ginormous
 * QB Sack Attack (pre-Mayhem Bowl update)
 * Thunderclap

Player Stats
Offense:

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Receivers

Bruise Receivers

Guards

Defense:

Blitzers

Enforcers

Cover Backs

Line Bashers

Safeties

Special Teams:

Kickers

Punters

Burn Returners

Trivia
Player References Team Trivia
 * Line Basher War Hammer is a reference to Warhammer.
 * Acording to Urban Dictionary, a hatriot is person who zealously supports his/her political dogma to the point of bigotry towards people of opposing opinions.
 * It is also a caller to The David Pakman Show who records "Hatriot Mail" comments expressing his/her ultra-conservative views in a derogatory manner.
 * The word shares the same name with a thrash metal band from Oakland, California.
 * Their kicker BleedIt KickItOutski is the only non-star player to have a perfect 100 across all stats.