Microhard Mutilators



The are one of the teams in Mutant Football League. They are a parody of the Seattle Seahawks, with Microhard being a parody of the Microsoft Corporation, headquartered in the Seattle area. The roster consists of Skeletal Deadheads, Monster Orcs and BruiserBots. Their logo is the head of a dragon, shown in profile. Their stadium is Hard Crash Field situated in Microhard, Moshington and is a parody of CenturyLink Field. "One of the most talented teams in the league with a ferocious defense. The Mutilators are well financed corporate team, owned by Microhard. The have All-Star players on both sides of the ball, their All-Star QB, Hustle Killsome is the envy of the league. On defense they are led by their All-Star safety Hurl Vomit and the Sherminator, if he doesn't kill you with his hard hitting, he'll trash talk you to death. (Mutant Football League, Team Scouting)"

Theme
Knuckleduster by Matthew Kurpakus

All-Stars

 * Mouthy Sherminator
 * # 25 Cover back


 * Hurl Vomit
 * # 29 Safety


 * Hustle Killsome
 * # 3 Quarterback


 * Slobby Banger
 * # 54 Line Basher


 * Manic Benditt
 * # 72 Blitzer


 * Riff Anvil
 * # 56 Blitzer


 * Thug Scaldem
 * # 89 Wide reciever

OVERALL: 85
 * Offense: 82
 * Defense: 91
 * Special Teams: 83

Dirty Tricks
Offense:
 * Shotgun
 * Roid Rage

Defense:
 * QB Sack Attack
 * Berserk

Player Stats
Offense:

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Receivers

Bruise Receivers

Guards

Defense:

Blitzers

Enforcers

Cover Backs

Line Bashers

Safeties

Special Teams:

Kickers

Punters

Burn Returners

Trivia
Player References Team Trivia
 * Bruise Receiver Sin N. Punishment is a reference to Sin and Punishment, a rail shooter and shooting gallery video game co-developed by Treasure and Nintendo released in Japan for the Nintendo 64. The game would receive a sequel released worldwide entitled Sin & Punishment: Star Successor, released worldwide in 2009.
 * Enforcer Choptimus Spine is a parody of Optimus Prime, the protagonist of the Transformers series.
 * The team is a spiritual successor to the Slaycity Slayers from the original Mutant League Football.
 * The team is a reference to Mutilator, the final boss from the 1998 fighting game game, Bio F.R.E.A.K.S..
 * They and the Hexxon Oilers are a reference to the NHL's Anaheim Ducks, in which all three are corporation owned teams (Microhard Corpoation, Hexxon Oil Corporation and The Walt Disney Company).
 * Disney would own the team from 1993-2005 and would later sell the team in 2005 to Broadcom co-founder Henry Samueli, his spouse Susan, and current Calgary Flames president Brian Burke.