MFL All-Stars

These are the players that define the MFL's popularity. Adored and worshiped by many, these freaks are the most popular players in the league!

Quarterbacks

 * Airbourne Dodgers of the Attackers
 * Andspew Upchuck of the Cults
 * Arson Tense of the Evils
 * Bomb Shady of the Hatriots
 * Drak Bloodclot of the Hellboys
 * Hustle Killsome of the Mutilators
 * Malice of the Mayhem
 * Ratty Ice of the Vultures
 * Ratspew Splattered of the Maniacs
 * Rave Scar of the Invaders
 * Steeleye Maiming of the Tyrants
 * Sven RottenBurger of the Steelheads
 * Tashiro Maguro of the Terminators
 * Wham Neutron of the Panzers
 * Xeno-Hunter of the Chaos

Running Backs

 * Akinori Sumoninja of the Terminators
 * Dementia Freakman of the Vultures
 * Devil Trollman of the Vultures
 * Gorgon Powered of the Mutants
 * Iron Jaw Macgilicutti of the Hazzard
 * Invader VonHell of the Steelheads
 * Martian Beast of the Invaders
 * Rabid Bloodstun of the Sins
 * Shreddy Von Hatin of the Mayhem
 * Shriekial Helliot of the Hellboys
 * Slaydrian Beaterson of the Sins

Wide Recievers

 * Apex Predator of the Chaos
 * Ashloch Smashley of the Evils
 * Dead Tyrant of the Hellboys
 * Ghoulio Bones of the Vultures
 * Ghouly Full-Nelson of the Attackers
 * Hambonio Crown of the Steelheads
 * Nefarious Comet of the Chronic
 * O'Hell Wreckem Jr. of the Tyrants
 * Otomo Akira of the Terminators
 * Scary Double-Barrel of the Sins
 * Svengali Trooper of the Invaders
 * T.Y Hellbent of the Cults
 * Thug Scaldem of the Mutilators

Bruise Recievers

 * Bled Moldsen of the Panzers
 * Massive Khan of the Burns
 * Throb Bronkowski of the Hatriots

Blitzers

 * Belcher Roxx of the Evils
 * Cooter Spuke of the Hazzard
 * JJ. Rott of the Oilers
 * KaBrawn Snort of the Panzers
 * Manic Benditt of the Mutilators
 * Maulie Smack of the Invaders
 * Ramon Hairystun of the Tyrants
 * Riff Anvil of the Mutilators

Enforcers

 * Cletus Moonshine of the Hazzard
 * Doit F. Shacknews of the Burns
 * Eustice Mustang of the Hazzard

Cover backs

 * Crib Adlib of the Chronic
 * Elite Sanghelly of the Chaos
 * Falcon Rupture of the Hatriots
 * Fist Harrass of the Chronic
 * Ginormous Stankins of the Tyrants
 * Killpatrick Beaterson of the Sins
 * Mouthy Sherminator of the Mutilators
 * Virus Decay of the Maniacs
 * Ziggy Starbuster of the Mayhem

Line Bashers

 * Brick Sleazy of the Vultures
 * Dante Firepower of the Hatriots
 * Lawless Heinous of the Panzers
 * Nuke Freakly of the Panzers
 * Slay Wrathspew of the Attackers
 * Slobby Banger of the Mutilators
 * Spawn Fleas of the Hellboys
 * Von Killer of the Chronic

Safeties

 * Clover Sinn of the Maniacs
 * Demon McThwarty of the Hatriots
 * Falcon Stankins of the Evils
 * HeeHaw Trix of the Attackers
 * Hurl Vomit of the Mutilators
 * Reggae Hellsent of the Invaders
 * Tyrant Wrathspew of the Sins